- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask "DO YOU WANT SOME FRIES TO GO WITH THAT?**"
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR MARIJUANA."
- Order a DIET WATER whenever you go out to eat... with a serious face.
- Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."
- FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, tell your friends you can't attend their party BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HEADACHE.
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I WON! I WON!"
Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask "WHERE IS THE FITTING ROOM?"___
* With everything that is happening these past few days, I think we need a dose of lighter posts/jokes once in a while. :-)
** Or, you want me to tell you where to find pandora charms?